A Little Humor
Humor can be an effective coping mechanism. Here are a few clean jokes to lighten the mood. Please remember that laughing at a difficult situation does not trivialize it—it simply gives us a moment of relief.
- How do narcissists save money on their electricity bills? They use gaslighting.
- Why did the narcissist cross the road? They thought that was your boundaries.
- What does the narcissistic cow say? “Meeeeee!”
- Why do narcissists take blurry photos? They can only focus on themselves.
- Have you heard of the new dating site for narcissists? It’s called meHarmony.
- What’s a narcissist’s favorite food? Shellfish.
- How many narcissists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. They hold the lightbulb and the world revolves around them.
- Why was the narcissist tired? Because he had been running through his mind the entire day.
- Everyone says I’m narcissistic, but I’m too busy thinking about myself to care.
- A narcissist walks into a bar and orders a drink for the handsome gent winking at him from the opposite side of the room. The bartender looks around. “Sir, that’s a mirror.”
If you have a favorite (tasteful) joke to share, feel free to include it when you submit your story. We’re all about balancing healing and humor.